From: faustus@ucbcad.UUCP

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	Little Tiny Vax

(to the tune of Little Red Corvette)

I guess I should have known
By the way U went down
	every night
That U were real sick
You're the kind of machine
That you have to stay up all
	night with
Boot and then crash quick
I guess I thought I was good
Cuz U had a cabinet full of bugs
Kludges, some of them
	outrageous
I had a six-pack of Coke
But your kernel's no joke
	and U said
Panic -- i/o error mapping pages

chorus:
Ah say,
Little tiny vax, baby
	you're much too slow
Little tiny vax, U need a
	hacker who's a real pro

Guess I should have gone
	to sleep
When U said I'd see
	just what
This little vax could do
But I got a little scared
When I saw all the people
	who doing
Makes and super rogue too
Believe it or not
I started to worry
My fingers were getting 
	pretty sore
I had a disk driver to write
I guess you gave me a fright
	when U said
Malloc -- not enough
	core... oh yeah
(chorus)
Your CPU is slow, your core is 
	microscopic
And the disks are getting
	pretty dirty
Log off baby
Give me the passwd
I'm gonna try to boot this
Little tiny 730
(chorus)
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